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Chris: Don’t draft me! John Elway and Eli Manning got away with telling a team they would rather amputate their right arm than to play for that organization. And though it’s a small sample size, this technique has, apparently, proven to be infallible. Therefore, every potential NFL draftee should get to pick where they play. They got to choose where they played in college, and an NFL combine for coaches and owners seems like the greatest NFL idea since face masks. Has anyone ever wondered if Robert Kraft or Malcolm Glazer has a faster time in the 40?