(By Chris, Editor in Chief of MyBriefs.com and the adult writer of the Gab Four, with guest columnist Gomez Addams. Originally published Oct. 26, 2006, sponsored by 3 Spoons Yogurt)
Well, I bet you didn't know that I used to be quite the accomplished sportsman back in my day.
The Addamses have a long history of sportsmen. In fact, Grandpa Addams was one of the original members of Notre Dame's Four Horsemen. When I say "original," I mean that he was half-man, half-horse. He sure could run, though.