Sports Briefs: In 2012, I'd Like to See . . .


(By the Gab Four. Originally published Jan. 13, 2012)

Joe: In 20012, I'd like to see NFL cheerleaders strike for skimpier outfits.

Chris: In 2012, I’d like to see Weight Watchers hire Rex Ryan as a spokesman, with Ryan recommending seven shakes for breakfast, 11 for lunch and a 72 oz. steak and baked potato for dinner.

Brad: In 2012, I'd like to see Tim Tebow throw more touchdowns.

Ralphie: In 2012, I'd like to see my 7-8 year-old baseball team win the league championship in Winder, GA.

Joe: In 2012, I'd like to see the Rams draft some wide receivers starting with OK St.’s Blackmon.

Chris: In 2012, I’d like to see Baskin Robbins bring back their football helmet sundae cups.

Brad: In 2012, I'd like to see Sidney Crosby back on the ice and get more than 51 goals like he did in 2009.

Ralphie: In 2012, I'd like to see the Denver Broncos or the New England Patriots win the Super Bowl.

Joe: In 2012, I'd like to see the Blues get in the playoffs and go all the way to the Cup.

Chris: In 2012, I’d like to see Noel and Liam Gallagher reunite after Manchester City wins the Premier League.

Brad: In 2012, I'd like to see Big Ben get no injuries, on or off the field.

Ralphie: In 2012, I'd like to see the Carolina Panthers draft some great players to help Cam Newton win more games next year.

Joe: In 2012, I'd like to see someone with a personality win a PGA Tour golf tournament or three.

Chris: In 2012, I’d like to see a McDonald’s commercial that revolves around the Chicken McNuggets playing football, seeing as how they could use the exercise since they were last involved with sports in the ‘80s, playing basketball and baseball in highly-entertaining 30-second advertisements.

Brad: In 2012, I'd like to see Cortez Allen make at least one interception.

Ralphie: In 2012, I'd like to see the Yankees and the Braves in the World Series.

Joe: In 2012, I'd like to see an NCAA football playoff or cancel all these 6-6 teams bowl games.

Chris: In 2012, I’d like to see Shaquille O’Neal unleash the hair follicles on the top of his head to the point where they not only catch up to but surpass the hair follicles on his chin and neck.

Brad: In 2012, I'd like to see Coach Fran McCaffery throw a chair at every game.

Ralphie: In 2012, I'd like to see the Baseball Hall of Fame in Cooperstown, NY.

Joe: In 2012, I'd like to see lingerie football on ESPN.

Chris: In 2012, I’d like to see Carl’s Jr. produce MLS bobbleheads, similar to the ones they made of Lakers, Kings, Giants and Avalanche, with the only exception being that I would buy them.

Brad: In 2012, I'd like to see more girl drivers in NASCAR.

Ralphie: In 2012, I'd like to see me as the batboy for the Atlanta Braves!

Joe: In 2012, I'd like to see the Heat play down to their expectations.

Chris: In 2012, I’d like to see Robitussin hire Dwyane Wade and LeBron James to promote their cough syrup.

Brad: In 2012, I'd like to see Troy Palamalu on “DWTS.”

Ralphie: In 2012, I'd like to see the 2012 World Series LIVE!!

Joe: In 2012, I'd like to see Pujols play up to the expectations of the Angels.

Chris: In 2012, I’d like to see the Texas Rangers successfully strategize and implement a championship parade which includes most of, if not all, of the following: the World Series trophy, a smiling Nolan Ryan, confetti, candy, Harold the Policeman, Harold the Fireman and Santa Claus.

Brad: In 2012, I'd like to see No Golf!

Ralphie: In 2012, I'd like to see me going to the National Baseball Card Convention with my Grandpa and Uncle Kevin.

Joe: In 2012, I'd like to see an NCAA Basketball Tournament Final 4 without the usual suspects.

Chris: In 2012, I’d like to see an episode of “Win, Lose or Draw,” featuring only NFL analysts who use telestrators, who are tied to couches and forced to decipher each other’s illustrations.

Brad: In 2012, I'd like to see UFC's Chad Mendes fight in Madison Square Garden.

Ralphie: In 2012, I'd like to see and meet Tim Hudson and see him throw the winning pitch.

Joe: In 2012, I'd like to see the column on MyBriefs.com rise to national celebrity.

Chris: In 2012, I’d like to see a high school, college or professional team I root for to print and sell t-shirts that proclaim this year’s championship.

Brad: In 2012, I'd like to see the Erie Sea Wolves stay put in Erie.

Ralphie: In 2012, I'd like to see my sister do a flip off the beam into the foam pit.

Try on a new pair of Sports Briefs with the Gab Four every Friday. Find out more about Joe, Chris, Brad and Ralphie, and read their solo columns on their individual pages.

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