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Joe: The
Arizona Cardinals still need to work on not paying benched players $65M (Kolb).
Chris:
The Atlanta Falcons still need to work on removing a fellow known as “Ludacris”
from the 50-yard-line at the Georgia Dome.
Brad:
The Baltimore Ravens still need to work on their left tackle.
Ralphie:
The Buffalo Bills still need to work on scheduling all home games in a dome
stadium.
Joe: The
Carolina Panthers still need to work on not letting Cam
have a sophomore slump.
Chris:
The Chicago Bears still need to work on honing, developing or even verifying the
existence of Jay Cutler’s people skills.
Brad:
The Cincinnati Bengals still need to work on stopping running plays.
Ralphie:
The Cleveland Browns still need to work on transferring to another division.
Joe: The
Dallas Cowboys still need to work on not letting the window close on Romo's
fading career.
Chris:
The Denver Broncos still need to work on convincing their opponents that the
rules of either “two below” or flag football are mandatory when it comes to Peyton
Manning, and anyone who tackles him will be donating 90 percent of their salary
to Roger Goodell.
Brad:
The Detroit Lions still need to work on their secondary defense.
Ralphie:
The Green Bay Packers still need to work securing a home field and freezing
playoff opponents.
Joe: The Houston
Texans still need to work on not letting a weak schedule
and underrated team compromise their drive to the Super Bowl.
Chris:
The Indianapolis Colts still need to work on creating a replica jersey for the
new face of the franchise, Jim Irsay.
Brad:
The Jacksonville Jaguars still need to work on completing their passes.
Ralphie:
The Kansas City Chiefs still need to work on playing for a draft position.
Joe: The
Miami Dolphins still need to work on who they will draft with their first
pick in next year's draft.
Chris:
The Minnesota Vikings still need to work on the postproduction for their next
Capital One commercial.
Brad:
The New England Patriots still need to work on protecting their
quarterback.
Ralphie:
The New Orleans Saints still need to work on getting a new quarterback.
Joe: The
New York Giants still need to work on getting off to a good start in their
first six games.
Chris:
The New York Jets still need to work on ascertaining whose hands center Nick
Mangold prefers to have somewhat inappropriate contact with.
Brad:
The Oakland Raiders still need to work on keeping McFadden on the field
and not on the bench.
Ralphie:
The San Francisco
49ers still need to work on winning the west and not losing the championship
game.
Joe: The
Pittsburgh Steelers still need to work on not letting their age diminish their
play.
Chris:
The Saint Louis Rams still need to work on learning and executing the new
offense implemented by new offensive coordinator Tony La Russa.
Brad:
The San Diego Chargers still need to work on their offensive line.
Joe: The
Seattle Seahawks still need to work on not letting Wilson's size become an impediment to
winning.
Chris:
The Tampa Bay Buccaneers still need to work on creating a lifelike wax statue
of owner Malcolm Glazer that can be erected in a luxury box and used to
convince fans that he is in attendance.
Brad:
The Tennessee Titans still need to work on their running game.
Ralphie:
The Washington Redskins still need to work on exciting the fan base and trying
to make it to the playoffs.
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The Saints need to work on getting a new quarterback?! Brees is only one of the top 3 in the league!
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