Sports Briefs: In 2013, I'd Like to See . . .

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Joe: In 2013, I'd like to see player/owner/union disagreements end.

Chris: In 2013, I’d like to see the Hornets’ name, colors and mascot Hugo packed securely on a moving van in New Orleans and transported back in Charlotte.

Brad: In 2013, I'd like to see the Steelers in the Super Bowl.

Ralphie: In 2013, I'd like to see Tim Hudson play again.

Joe: In 2013, I'd like to see Denver win the Super Bowl.

Chris: In 2013, I’d like to see David Stern, Roger Goodell, Bud Selig and Gary Bettman receive invitations to participate in this year’s Hunger Games, alongside Katniss, the Terminator, Rambo and a Velociraptor.

Brad: In 2013, I'd like to see more edge-of-your-seat races with the new G6 cars in NASCAR.

Ralphie: In 2013, I'd like to see my sister and brother get outside and play with me more often.

Joe: In 2013, I'd like to see Tim Tebow get a chance to play.

Chris: In 2013, I’d like to see what type of service Rex Ryan would receive at any restaurants in Gainesville, Fla. 

Brad: In 2013, I'd like to see fewer professional athletes breaking the law. 

Ralphie: In 2013, I'd like to see a $5 bill after I catch a fly ball. 

Joe: In 2013, I'd like to see the LA Angels get what they paid for. 

Chris: In 2013, I’d like to see a borderline creepy, 7-foot-tall pelican mascot employed to attend basketball games in New Orleans.

Brad: In 2013, I'd like to see a professional lacrosse league. 

Ralphie: In 2013, I'd like to get outside with my dad every week to throw a football or a baseball.

Joe: In 2013, I'd like to see Tony La Russa go fishing.

Chris: In 2013, I’d like to see Jason Garrett grow his hair into a sizeable afro, in order to make it easier for all of the Cowboys players to rub his red head for luck before each game.

Brad: In 2013, I'd like to see no strikes in any sport: players, coaches or refs.

Ralphie: In 2013, I'd like to see Auburn play a winning season.

Joe: In 2013, I'd like to see the PGA get some continuity.

Chris: In 2013, I’d like to see Bruce Wayne purchase a professional team in the United States and deliberately plagiarize Spain’s Valencia CF’s logo and bat mascot.

Brad: In 2013, I'd like to see some new, younger players in the PGA.

Ralphie: In 2013, I'd like to see the Braves play at Turner Field.

Joe: In 2013, I'd like to see more American girls play well on the LPGA.

Chris: In 2013, I’d like to see Russell Wilson and Wilson the volleyball at my next family reuinion.

Brad: In 2013, I'd like to see good sportsmanship at all sporting events.

Ralphie: In 2013, I'd like to see Chipper Jones and Bobby Cox on TV.

Joe: In 2013, I'd like to see the STL Cardinals return to the World Series.

Chris: In 2013, I’d like to see Utah and Memphis conjugate a nickname trade, resulting in the Utah Grizzlies, the Memphis Jazz and a newfound sensation of common sense.

Brad: In 2013, I'd like to see better player safety and less injuries.

Ralphie: In 2013, I'd like to see Tim Hudson put some more memorabilia up for auction to help raise money for Tripp Halstead.

Joe: In 2013, I'd like to see the NFL football scheduled games stay the same and expansion not be discussed.

Chris: In 2013, I’d like to see more sumo wrestling on television and larger loincloths on the participants.

Brad: In 2013, I'd like to see more cheerleaders.

Ralphie: In 2013, I'd like to see my brother make a great play at catcher.

Joe: In 2013, I'd like to see the Rams get into the playoffs.

Chris: In 2013, I’d like to see David Stern write a book titled “If I Did It, Here’s How I Rigged the NBA for 30 Years.” 

Brad: In 2013, I'd like to see UFC mainstreamed onto local channels.

Ralphie: In 2013, I'd like to see the crowds cheer after I hit a home run.

Try on a new pair of Sports Briefs with the Gab Four every Friday. Find out more about Joe, Chris, Brad and Ralphie, and read their solo columns on their individual pages.

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