Sports Briefs: In 2014, I'd Like to See . . .

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Joe: In 2014, I would like to see Auburn win the BCS game and complete their fantasy season.

Chris: In 2014, I'd like to see the United States Postal Service deliver dozens of “Congratulations on your retirement” Hallmark cards to Kobe Bryant’s residence.

Ralphie: In 2014, I'd like to see Auburn win the BCS National Championship.

Joe: In 2014, I would like to see the Atlanta Falcons have a great draft, get their players healthy, and return to their playoff contending form.

Chris: In 2014, I'd like to see Nick Saban’s nose grow after every lie he tells, in order to ascertain whether it is Saban acting like Pinocchio or if it is Pinocchio acting like Saban.

Ralphie: In 2014, I'd like to see Auburn have an undefeated season.

Joe: In 2014, I would like to see the Atlanta Braves have another great season AND play great in the postseason.

Chris: In 2014, I'd like to see if Johnny Manziel prefers living in College Station, Texas, or Cleveland, Ohio.

Ralphie: In 2014, I'd like to see the Atlanta Braves win the World Series.

Joe: In 2014, I would like to see college football correct the head to head calls and make calls more equitable.

Chris: In 2014, I'd like to see Commissar Roger Goodell sign for an NFL team, carry the ball 25 times a game for four preason games, 18 regular season games and five playoff games, all while wearing a leather helmet and no mouthpiece.

Ralphie: In 2014, I'd like to see Auburn win a second consecutive SEC Championship.

Joe: In 2014, I would like to see the NFL come down hard on off field criminal acts and rid players from the league.

Chris: In 2014, I'd like to see videos of Cavalier fans pulling their old blackened, crispy and burned LeBron James jerseys out of their furnaces, as the United States Postal Service deliver thousands of “Welcome Back Home” Hallmark cards to LeBron’s Akron residence.

Ralphie: In 2014, I'd like to see Tre Mason win the Heisman.

Joe: In 2014, I would like to visit Cooperstown for the HOF induction and hope to see Bobby Cox, LaRussa, and Torre be inducted. I would also like to see Frank Thomas, Greg Maddux and Tom Glavine inducted.

Chris: In 2014, I'd like to see any league that has or would like to have a team included in its league that is outside the league’s country of origin be forced to 1) alter its name to reflect that; this would include changing the NBA to the IBA (International Basketball Association) and the NFL to the IFL (International Football League); and 2) be prohibited from expanding in the first place.

Ralphie: In 2014, I'd like to see Ryan Doumit become a legendary season for the Braves.

Joe: In 2014, I would like to go the Florida and see some MLB spring training games, see some new rookies, get some autographs for the grandsons and enjoy some baseball.

Chris: In 2014, I'd like to see Yankee Candle come out with a scent that smells like Yankee Stadium.

Ralphie: In 2014, I'd like to see the Braves play AND get players' autographs.

Joe: In 2104, I would like to drive a Ferrari on a controlled track and experience the thrill of racing.

Chris: In 2014, I'd like to see who the Dallas Cowboys will play in the season finale next season, as I’ll be predicting that team to win the NFC East.

Ralphie: In 2014, I'd like to see Gus Malzahn win Coach of the Year again.

Joe: In 2014, I would like to lose 10 pounds, get in better shape by playing some sports with my grandsons.

Chris: In 2014, I'd like to see Nick Foles put on a pair of moon boots and dance to “Canned Heat” if the Eagles win the Super Bowl.

Ralphie: In 2014, I'd like to see my little league team have a great season.

Joe: In 2014, I would like to keep my health insurance, my doctors, and my hospital; but most of all, I would like to keep my health.

Chris: In 2014, I'd like to see the players and coaches on the losing team at the Super Bowl in New York be forced to touch their tongues to the field goal pole after the game, just to see if they will stick.

Ralphie: In 2014, I'd like to see my name on the All-Stars roster.

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