1) |
RoboCop
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“Part man. Part machine. All cop.” Not only is
that an accurate description of RoboCop, it’s also the tagline from the
original movie posters. However, it can be deduced that RoboCop is more
machine than man, considering that he is unable to eat donuts.
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2) |
Axel Foley
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A fast-talking, street smart
cop who will not be denied. He’s creative and quick on his feet.
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3) |
Andy Taylor
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While Mayberry may not have been a violent crime hub,
Sheriff Taylor managed to keep his town towing the straight and narrow,
largely without the use of either a gun or a competent deputy.
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4) |
Carl Winslow
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Played by Reginald VelJohnson, Carl Winslow was one of my
favorite TV sitcom male leads. Carl Winslow and Steve
Urkel moments take me back to my youth.
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5) |
Deputy Dawg
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Yes, he may have had a lisp. Yes, the brim of
his hat may have been approximately 5 feet long. Yes, he may have been on
friendly terms with the criminals in his jurisdiction. But considering he was
the only law enforcement in the area, Deputy Dawg’s service was effective.
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6) |
Robert Barone
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If thought of a 6’8” policeman throwing you to the ground
and reading Miranda rights is intimidating, then let Officer Barone know; he
could use the encouragement, considering his brother is a famous
sportswriter.
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7) |
Joe Friday
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An army veteran who’d rather
get down and dirty investigating than being promoted and supervising.
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8) |
Frank Poncherello
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“CHiPS” actually started with Poncherello on
probation, which most likely disqualified him from any Officer of the Year
awards. However, Ponch does have an incredible head of hair.
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9) |
Barney Fife
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Thelma Lou would be proud to know Deputy Fife is the most
famous deputy ever. She would be disappointed to know Barney is forced to
carry his only bullet in his pocket, due to repeatedly discharging his
firearm into his foot.
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10) |
Carey Mahoney
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Forced to join the Police Academy
to avoid going to jail, Carey joins a bunch of misfits who had no place in
this academy. Steve Guttenberg is pretty funny
in this movie.
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The Power Rankings are compiled by MyBriefs staff writers Joseph Laguerre, Brandon Meyers and Christopher Wilson and are sponsored by Panda Express.
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