Power Rankings: The Muppets






1)
Kermit
Kermit is the frog protagonist of most Muppet projects. Kermit’s significant other is Miss Piggy.
2)
Animal
Crazed drummer of Dr. Teeth and The Electric Mayhem.
3)
Miss Piggy
Next to Kermit, Miss Piggy is the most recognizable member, not to mention she is the perfect example of super-aggressive girlfriend.
4)
Fozzie
Fozzie is a stand-up comedian with very little style when it comes to his brown hats and dotted ties.
5)
Gonzo
Odd blue curried Muppet with bug eyes and a crooked nose. Very unique and proud of it.
6)
Statler and Waldorf
Statler and Waldorf are a great pair . . . reminds me of those old men who sit on the front porch talkin’ about everybody.
7)
Beaker
Beaker is an assistant scientist who typically becomes the main test subject in the lab.
8)
Swedish Chef
After appearing on an episode of “Iron Chef” and in a “SportsCenter” commercial, it is hard to believe the Swedish Chef has not been given the green light for his own Food Network cooking show yet.
9)
Dr. Teeth
Dr. Teeth was one of my favorites as a kid . . . reminded me too much of the dentist, and I hated the dentist as a kid.
10)
Rowlf
Scruffy brown dog. I have no idea what breed he is. Rarely affected by the mayhem of the other Muppets.

The Power Rankings are compiled by MyBriefs staff writers Joseph Laguerre, Franklin Lee, Brandon Meyers and Christopher Wilson and are sponsored by Panda Express.

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1 comment:

  1. My favorite was Janice, the blond valley girl who played in the band. Probably why I love Lady Gaga so much.

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