The 12 Days of (Football) Christmas

(By David Grant)

On the first day of Christmas, the Line Judge gave to me (the head coach):
A touch-down signal for my first win.

On the second day of Christmas, the Line Judge gave to me:
(The) two-minute warning.

On the third day of Christmas, the Line Judge gave to me:
Three timeouts.

On the fourth day of Christmas, the Line Judge gave to me:
Four false starts.

On the fifth day of Christmas, the Line Judge gave to me:
Five hol-ding calls.

On the sixth day of Christmas, the Back Judge gave to me:
Six punts (down) inside the 15.

On the seventh day of Christmas, the Officials gave to me:
Seven whistles blowing quarterly.

On the eighth day of Christmas, the Line Judge gave to me:
Eight fouls with flags a flying.

On the ninth day of Christmas, the Referee gave to me:
Nine replay stops with slo-mo.

On the 10th day of Christmas, the Line Judge gave to me:
Ten first downs between the 20s.

On the 11th day of Christmas, the Line Judge gave to me:
Eleven kickoffs at the 30.

On the 12th day of Christmas, the Line Judge gave to me:
A 12-player penalty.

David Grant is a former NCAA official and currently resides in southern California. He is the site's NFL Briefs writer.
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